Billy joel is all “oh no, these poor lonely men are all single, i will cheer them up with a song” and they are down with it, because it’s funny and/or because they think he’s hot. Malvina updated it for the 70s by singing when we've got a lot of dirty dishes instead of when we need to move the piano. It’s 9 o’clock on a saturday and he’s just finished performing a new original song entitled “piano man” off his forthcoming album. I want to take you to a gay bar i want to take you to a gay bar i want to take you.